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Sunday, 05 November 2006

宮里藍と早見優の会話。I am You and You are I.

■You and I have a secret...
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You and I have a secret and neither of us know what it is.
by Peter Sorrell
89 x 130 cms. Oil on polyester.
Image source: Spectrum London


■宮里藍と早見優の会話 Conversation between Ai Miyazato and Yu Hayami

もしくは、福原愛ちゃんとタレントYOUの会話。
どちらでもよい。敬称略(例外あり)。フィクション。

アイ:Hi, my name is I.  Nice to meet you.
ユー:I'm You.  Nice to meet you, I.
アイ:I see, so I am I and You are You.  This is very logical, isn't it, You?
ユー:Uh, no, I.  You are I and I am You.  This is very illogical.
アイ:B-b-but your name is You and my name is I, am I right?
ユー:No, no, I.  MY name is You and YOUR name is I, you understand? 
アイ:But I is my name and You is your name, if I am correct....
ユー:You are wrong, I.  I is YOUR name and You is MY name.
アイ:I hate to tell you this, but your English is strange, You.  AM is the
   correct verb for I and ARE the correct verb for you.  This is basic
   English grammar.  So if you want to say something like what you
   just said, you must say, "I am your name and You are my name." 
   .... Wait a minute, this is not right.
ユー:Real-life English is NOT the same as classroom English.  Do you
   know the old Diana Ross song?
アイ:Which Diana Ross song?
ユー:(Sings -) "You are everything, and everything is you...."
アイ:Yeah, I think I have heard that song.  So what?
ユー:You don't get it?  You can't say, "You are everything, and
   everything ARE you" or "You IS everything and everything is you."
アイ:Which means....?
ユ−:Language is not mathematics. 

   You = Everything

      and

   Everything = You 

   But the first equal sign (=) is ARE, not IS, and the second one is
   IS, not ARE.
アイ:Well, I'm not good at mathematics.
ユー:Nor are you at English, I'm afraid.
アイ:Hey, You, ちょっとユー、じゃなくてアンタ、あたしにケンカ売るつもり?
ユー:それ英語で言える?  No, I'm just telling you what's right and what's
   wrong.
[以下略]

(c) 2006  Tomoki Yamabayashi


■外部リンク External links

 [en] English
   You      * You (actress) - Wikipedia (1964-  )
   Yu Hayami  * Yu Hayami Official Website
            * Yu Hayami Official Blog
            * Yū Hayami - Wikipedia (1966-  )
   Ai Miyazato * Ai Miyazato Official Website
            * Ai Miyazato - Wikipedia (1985-  )
   Ai Fukuhara * Ai Fukuhara - Wikipedia (1988-  )

 [ja] 日本語
   YOU      * YOU (タレント) - Wikipedia (1964-  )
   早見優    * Yu Hayami 早見優公式サイト
            * 早見優公式ブログ
            * 早見優 - Wikipedia (1966-  )
   宮里藍    * 宮里藍公式サイト
            * 宮里藍 - Wikipedia (1985-  )
   福原愛    * 福原愛 - Wikipedia (1988-  )


■更新履歴 Change log

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Comments

(爆)
LOL
:)

いずれも該当します。ナイスです。

Posted by: MM | Sunday, 05 November 2006 03:05 am

MM-sama,

Domo arigato Mr. Robotto....domo...domo

Posted by: tomoki y. | Sunday, 05 November 2006 11:58 am

こんがらがらそう でも面白いな

Posted by: 働くおっさん劇場 | Friday, 09 January 2009 03:06 pm

働くおっさん劇場さま

おことば、ありがとうございます。

Posted by: tomoki y. | Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:02 am

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